Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Starcraft II Beta Sign Up
Yes you read the title correctly this is now an official Starcraft II Beta Sign Up on Blizzard's website right now.
I'm not going to write anything else because I know no one has read this far and that they are signing up right now.
Thank you Blizzard,
I take back everything bad I ever said about you.
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Andrew
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Starcraft II Battle Report
The sad part is I liked it, a lot. And will probably watch it again.
In case you weren't aware Starcraft II IS WITHOUT A DOUBT going to be the greatest game ever. This video further promotes this FACT. Seeing the new troops in action, their new abilities, and the kickass new 3dness of this badass game makes me want this game more than anything I have ever wanted, ever.
To truly realize the awesomeness that is Starcraft II you must watch this video now.
If you want someone to watch it with call me I will watch it anytime anywhere.
And if you are Blizzard I will do terrible terrible things if you let me play the alpha or beta versions of this game, terrible things.
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Andrew
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
So...
Anyway, I'm going to go back to playing Skate 2 now, because I'm sure Jordan will be wanting to get it from me in the next few days and tear up the streets of San Vanelona.
Just thought you all might like to know what I've been up to recently.
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Jarad
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Resident Evil 5
Thundercats are gooooooooooooooooooo!
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Monday, February 2, 2009
E3 is back!
Kotaku is reporting that E3 is back and almost as big as ever. Attendance is expected to be ten times what is was last year and there are already double the amount of vendor booths there used to be.
The biggest and bestest reinstatement is that of the booth babes. For too long games have been presented to the public by fat sweaty guys in ties. Back are the days of half naked DOA girls and well half naked girls in general.
The increase in vendor turn out also means more trailers and demos for us to drool over while we wait for developers to stop dragging their feet and PUT STARCRAFT II OUT ALREADY!
June 2-4 – Prepare yourselves.
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P.S. Anyone else about piss themselves when they saw the new Star Trek trailer during the Super Bowl?
Thursday, January 15, 2009
"I've got some good news, and some baaad news...
Jordan Gouge, Save & Quit Crew, 2009
That was a quote... from me. I just said it about 26 seconds ago.
Since we only have about 3 readers (not including crew), I will make the decision to just deal you the bad news first. I know it may be hard, but it'll make the second half of this entry even better than you could have imagined!
Kotaku.com writer Luke Plunkett said, "Or, in a way I can put it to maximize disappointment, over a year away."
He's absolutely correct. Unless these two make it out in the first 2 weeks of 2010 (which I don't see happening, as no one's quite crazy enough to release a blockbuster like that right after the annual holiday spend-a-thon), then this game will not come out for MORE THAN A YEEEAAAARRR!!! If you're like me, then you've been following this game for years already, and the thought of another whole year is just unbearable. Although, in the long run, I guess what's another year?
The delay is mostly due to the port of the English version to the Xbox 360. In Japan, where about 7 people own Xbox 360s, both games will remain PS3 exclusives. For the American/European version, the game is being ported to the Microsoft system. Since Square has never ported a Final Fantasy game before, and they are waiting until the English version is COMPLETELY finished and dubbed before even beginning the porting process, the game will take several additional months to be released in America.
That shit pisses me off. I'm not a TOTAL fanboi. I have the PS3 AND the XB360...... but COME THE FUCK ON!!!! That just pushed one of my favorite games back almost 6 months! BAH! What is that? Microsoft has weasled it's way in to yet another exclusive. I know that system exclusives are on their way out the window due to how much it costs to develop a game for these current-gen systems, but the ones that are there sort of work. If Sony squeezed their way in for Gears of War 3 or Halo 4, XB fanbois would be freaking the fuck out! It's just surprising, and sort of a downer.
HOWEVER- I promised good news about FFXIII as well, and I will not disappoint! The newest playable character coming our way in FFXIII is this chocobo-loving Tim Meadows/Ladies Man impersonator named Sazh Kalzroy! The title of this kotaku.com article is good enough for me. "... a Fabulous Afro". Genius headlining!
This man will make this game fantastic. The Kotaku article states that Sazh is the first playable African-American character in the series since Barret Wallace from FFVII. The author of this article seems to hope that he is slightly less stereotypical than Barret... I hope that he's ridiculously stereotypical. I would laugh my ass off if he pops out with a chocobo flying out of his "fabulous afro" and sounds like Mr. T.
I don't forsee that happening... Oh well. I guess it doesn't matter. I'll probably have forgotten what I wanted out of this game by the time it comes out, anyway...
Jordan
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Best. Game. Evar.
The first fact is completely true and there is no other opinion you could possibly have on this matter.
Blizzard has never made a bad game…ever.
Go ahead think about it I’ll give you a minute.
Good that’s what I thought.
Moving right along we come to the fact that this is the follow to one of the most highly touted video games ever. Not just on PC, not just in the ‘90s, EVER. Now some of you will say, “But Andrew, Starcraft didn’t even win all of the game of the year awards in 1998.” This sadly is true but is a non issue. Starcraft was released during arguably the greatest year for gaming. Resident Evil II, Ocarina of Time, Unreal, Banjo-Kazooie, Fallout 2, Pokémon Red and Blue, Metal Gear Solid, Half-Life, Thief, Baldur’s Gate, the list goes on and on. All of these titles, with exception to Banjo-Kazooie, have released sequels that are just as good if not better than the originals. Being rated among the best of these classics is an honor itself, not to mention the fact that Starcraft is the only game on this list that is still sold in stores. Seriously try to go to Best Buy and pick up a copy of Fallout 2.
The most impressive fact is that a decade later people are still playing Starcraft, a lot. According to Blizzard in 2004 they have 12 million active unique users on Battle.net. That doesn’t even include all the nutters in South Korea holding tournaments on television. I’m sorry did I say nutters I meant Gods among mere mortals. People straight up worship this game.
The original Starcraft aside the fact of the matter is that even if you’ve never played Starcraft, if this is the case I probably hate you, the new trailers and game play footage look phenomenal. I am also super stoked about Blizzard splitting the game into a trilogy. I do see why some of you are not as excited as I am about this. This means that in addition to a couple hundred, or thousand in my case, dollars to upgrade your PC, you will also be dropping around 150 dollars on the three segments of the game. Blizzard has said that each piece of the trilogy will be as long as or longer than the original Starcraft as I whole, for this I am grateful. This gives Blizzard enough game play time to actually tell a story which unfortunately is becoming less and less common in the gaming world.
I guess what I am really trying to say is that I am anxiously counting the days until TBA officially hits. And once WOL goes gold my family and friends will be seeing a lot less of me.
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Sunday, January 11, 2009
Soulja Boy...We're calling you out.
Bring your shit.
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2009
THE COMMANDER
Seasonal Tomato Blight
I am one of the few nintendo fan boys left in this world. That being said, I like the Wii and DS a lot.
However; I must say I got beef.
To the makers of Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness, you have vexed me completely. This series has endured the test of time, and I admit that I am a fan, but the newest DS variant has driven me to the point of screaming.
Beef number one: when you begin you are able to spread seeds in a 3x3 square in your field. The n you water according to the plants needs. Then the game decides to throw new farmers a fuck you. once the plants sprout you cant walk through them to water the plant in the center (my discussion of why it is incredibly inefficient to water a farm with a watering can will have to occur at a later date). It seems incredibly cruel of the developers to condemn 1 out of nine of every crop to death via dessication, which is inevitable unless the weather decides to favor your plants inescapable damnation.
Beef numero dos: As in every iteration of the harvest moon series, the year is divided into four seasons as opposed to the twelve month calendar that we are so accustomed to, and certain plants are better suited to certain seasons. That being said, why must every plant that is best grown in the spring suddenly shuffle of it's mortal coil with the coming of the fall. I find it hard to believe that the temperature difference between the last of spring and the first of fall is so drastic that every one of my thriving tomato plants are suddenly stricken down with some seasonal tomato blight.
My theory, the harvest sprites are behind it, no wait, the developers at Natsume are probably just douchebags.
I leave you with that pearl of harvest based frustration
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Patty
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Fanboys are fucking stupid.
Anyway, I got beef. So, I was browsing the Gametrailers forums the other day playing a rousing game of "How long will it take for this to become a fanboy thread?" and I came to a realization that hadn't really hit me yet, Fanboys are fucking stupid. I was reading a thread about Street Fighter IV, in which someone was saying that they expected the Playstation 3 version to be better because the Playstation 3 has a more solid D-Pad than the Xbox 360. I love the Xbox 360, but I will be the first to say that the D-Pad on the 360 controllers is wonky as hell. Anyway, all the fanboys on the forums were all like "Fuck this, the PS3 sucks. I would much rather buy the arcade controllers for my 360 than buy this game for my PS3." OKAY...I have multiple problems with statements such as this. #1 This dude said "My PS3"...."My"....This indicated that the guy owns a PS3...and he hates it...Goddamnit. #2 As opposed to buying the version of this game for the PS3, or even just buy the 360 version they want to drop $60 on the game, plus an extra $79.99 on the controller. This bothers me because that is not only an extra $80 investment that is totally unnecessary, but it hasn't even been proven that the games will be any different.
I understand the investment of the Arcade stick if you are a hardcore Street Fighter player, and play for the Arcade experience, but to drop an extra $80 just because you are a 360 fanboy...It's craziness.
Anyway, fanboys will live on no matter what I think. That's just how it is...
Talk to ya'll later.
Jarad
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